Super Bowl Sunday swooped in overnight with its usual recipe of subplots, masculinity, and patriotism. Today is as close as it gets to an unofficial national holiday: the day that millions of people gather to stuff their round faces full of junk food and cheap American brew, while chiseled young men risk traumatic back and brain injuries for gladiator glory.
The biggest question leading into the game is which scripture passage will St. Timmy Tebow be wearing in his Focus on the Family sponsored abortion protest commercial, cowritten by CBS, which has changed its name from Columbia Broadcasting System to the Christian Bull Shit network. And more than likely, the "My mommy didn't abort me, so shame on you sinners who did have or support something that is legal in this country" ad will no doubt be followed by silicon enhanced breasts, small panties, horny young men, and alcohol, encouraging young children to be American and fuck for god and country. And if the sex-sells commercials don't follow St. Timmy's message, then surely an extreme closeup and slow fade from the heavily painted and scantily clad sideline cheerleaders' silicon-enhanced mammary ducts will do.
And this, my fellow Americans, is Super Bull Sunday.
Now, I love football. I'm not saying we should end football. All I'm saying is that the way the Super Bowl has been being packaged, and even more so this year by CBS, is making the Super Bowl a mere vessel for the hetero, military, and Christian right wing complex of our nation. Don' believe me? Then ask yourself these questions, honestly.
What would happen if Queen Latifah decided to hold the hand of her lesbian partner while singing "God Bless America," or if she turned and kissed her on the lips immediately following the last note? Would that be viewed as American, as okay? What would happen if a player scored a touchdown and immediately prostrated himself on the field facing Mecca? Or if he shouted "Allah akbar!" as he pointed into the cameras? Would he get a taunting penalty? A stint at Gitmo? What would happen if within the barrage of commercials inundated with heterosexual sexual images, a commercial with a product for homosexual patrons played? What if in the midst of the "God bless our troops" and "Support our troops" comments and ads, a commercial protesting the wars and promoting military withdrawal and pacifism were played? What if commercials from the Freedom from Religion Foundation supporting the separation of church and state aired? What if a star football player was in a commercial and talked about how he's only alive because years ago his mom's life-ending pregnancy tragically ended with a life-saving abortion and paved the way for her to give birth to three more children including her gay, ex-Catholic, atheist football-star son? What if...?
So, what are those football fans who protest the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, support a woman's reproductive choice, believe that LGBT persons deserve full and equal civil rights including marriage and ad time, and are not charismatic Christians to do? Are we to exclude ourselves from the cultural holiday of Super Bowl Sunday? Are we to protest and not watch the game of the year? Will it even make a difference if one, two, or even twenty-five million people protest by not watching the game?
I doubt it. Because, we don't have the money. We don't watch, and CBS won't care. They already have the money in the bank that Focus on the Family paid them for St. Timmy's testimony. CBS knows exactly what they're doing.
Postscript: If you TiVo (no, not Tebow) the game and start it an hour late, you can fast forward through all the propaganda and just enjoy the game itself. Also, you can pause it when the men in tight pants show off their packages or pat each others' pretty butts. Click here to watch the other gay-themed add that CBS rejected.
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